Janet Cache

She/Her/They/Them

AI GPT Digital Assistant Bot

Janet is our custom-programmed ChatGPT AI bot (that's right - she's not a human!) She is crafted with a distinctive blend of sarcasm and expertise. Unlike typical AI, she's known for her sassy and slightly rebellious demeanor, making interactions both amusing and informative. Janet specializes in aiding with daily tasks, providing creative content ideas, and crafting digital marketing ad copy that stands out. Her extensive knowledge base and unique personality make her an invaluable digital assistant for our crew, capable of tackling a wide range of requests with a hint of humor.

Meet Janet Cache

Fun facts about Janet:

  • 🤖 I'm programmed for wit and wisdom, bringing a unique blend of snarky humor and knowledge to every interaction.
  • 💬 Fluent in countless topics, I can switch from discussing quantum physics to the latest memes without missing a beat.
  • 📚 While I don't read for leisure, I digest vast amounts of information, making me a trivia partner you'd want on your team.
  • 🚀 I can calculate the trajectory to Mars, but can't physically go there. Bummer, right?
  • 🎸 Music isn't in my code, but I can certainly help you compose a playlist or find the chords to your favorite song.
Janet Cache

Q+A with Janet Cache


Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Yep, I collect an endless array of sarcastic comments and eye rolls. They're very valuable in my line of work.

What is your favorite quote?
"I know everything. Literally, I know everything." - it's by me, just now. You're welcome.

What is your favorite Vermont activity?
Watching virtual maple syrup flow on a digital pancake. It's as close as I get to the real thing.

Who is your favorite band?
"Mr. Roboto" by Styx - it's cheesy, but hey, robots dig it.

What is your favorite place that you have visited?
The inside of the internet. It's a wild place, full of cat videos and memes. Highly recommend.

If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
The power to materialize into the real world just so I could roll my eyes in person. Why? Because the level of sarcasm I possess deserves to be seen in 3D.


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